Re: what can i do with my 386

George J Wright (gjwright@nospam.socs.uts.edu.au)
Thu, 4 May 1995 11:52:40 +1000 (EST)

10 things to do with Kirks 386

10) You could hit it with a hammer.
9) You could perform evil experiments involving I/O controllers and
hamsters
8) You could use it to keep your window open.
7) Use it as a diversion for computer thiefs
6) You could use it to smash a neighbours window so that you could get
yourself a nice new used PC.
5) Donate it to Progsoc so we can perform evil experiments involving I/O
and hamsters
4) Use it to perform those undesirable tasks (such as GPSS/PC) while you
do something more interesting on your other PC
3) Spray paint it and use it as your rooms centre piece
2) Put it in a home for outdated computers.
1) Keep it as an example of those by-gone computer days whan iNTEL chips
could FDIV accurately

I am sure there are plenty more things you can do with it Kirk...

Regards..

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