Re: Reminder: Nominations

Colin Panisset (Colin.Panisset@nospam.nms.otc.com.au)
Tue, 15 Mar 1994 18:02:34 +1000 (EST)

Once upon a time, Jollinus Rashid Salehy was heard to say:

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} ok, i'm nominating myself as treasurer cuz i think i might have a go of
} embezzling the university's funds without being caught. but seriously, i think i
} could do a reasonable job of managing the funds around this place. if not,
} computer systems officer or something.
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} Jolly ------> jrsalehy@nospam.banksia.itd.uts.edu.au
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Let's see:

Lines typed all in lower case: 1 point (2 points for all caps)
Silly abbreviation for "because": 0.5 point
Incorrect usage ("have a go of"): 1 point
Lines longer than 80 chars: 1 point (1 per line)
Whitespace in .sig: 2 points
.sig content-free rating: 4 points (loses one for having a valid address)

TOTAL: 9.5 points. That gives you a rating of Newbie. Do you wish to restart?

-- Colin.